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‘They were wearing rhinestones’: Trump’s witnesses in Michigan fraud hearing make ridiculous claims

‘They were wearing rhinestones’: Trump’s witnesses in Michigan fraud hearing make ridiculous claims

On Tuesday, Michigan lawmakers dedicated more than six hours to allowing evidence-free testimony on the unproven and, frankly, unprovable election fraud claims of Trump supporters. A good summary of these kinds of events came from a man named Bill Schmidt, who according to The Detroit News, had considered himself a lifelong Republican before this year’s election.

"Evil can be seen by evil people,” he said. Schmidt reportedly told officials that while he saw people make mistakes, he didn’t believe he saw anything nefarious or illegal take place. "Good people see goodness. What I saw is, I saw hardworking people working hard," he continued. "That’s what I saw. That’s America. That’s democracy.” Schmidt sounds like a reasonable person. But not everyone claiming fraud is as reasonable, and thinking about or watching or reading about the conspiracy-laden, fact-free bullshit that some believe is worth destroying our democracy for can be frustrating. Luckily, someone running a satirical account decided to produce a very sobering set of reports on the testimony in Michigan, so that you and I need not watch it all.

First off: The account, @TepidButterASMR, while satirical in general, really did just report what people were telling the Michigan state senators they were testifying in front of. Satire in the time of Trump is a very fine slice of pastry.

This man walked up, swore himself in, and he's talking about his internet radio show. pic.twitter.com/DHYFAknPic

— Sandwich Breathe (@TepidButterASMR) December 1, 2020

He is now crying because he needs proof the votes are valid (not that they were fraudulent) or they will not accept the results. Now getting applause.

— Sandwich Breathe (@TepidButterASMR) December 1, 2020

pic.twitter.com/eKtpaRnnaI

— Sandwich Breathe (@TepidButterASMR) December 1, 2020

But this is a multicultural group of people. There are women with different hair colors.

This is Holly there was fraud because she felt like the democrat watchers were looking at her. pic.twitter.com/ucrh4eDbhg

— Sandwich Breathe (@TepidButterASMR) December 1, 2020

And even one with glasses.

She keeps going over her time and everyone wants her to stop.

— Sandwich Breathe (@TepidButterASMR) December 1, 2020

I’m not saying that these are the same guy with and without hair, but I’m also not convinced they aren’t the same guy.

Here's Matt, he loves FREEDOM. He was at the stop the steal rally. He wasn't a poll watcher. He is saying Obamas reign of destruction was caused by dominion voting machines. His testimony is about signs he saw at a rally. pic.twitter.com/zVlMiNzyzv

— Sandwich Breathe (@TepidButterASMR) December 1, 2020

Polly. She said that so many ballots were only for Biden with nothing down ballots selected. She says the electors should elect Trump because that means it's fraud. pic.twitter.com/M8fF4qthR4

— Sandwich Breathe (@TepidButterASMR) December 1, 2020

But there’s more.

Vickie. A lot of the ballot envelopes were closed with packaging tape. She saw workers that had pens. pic.twitter.com/vLi5I4Z6fB

— Sandwich Breathe (@TepidButterASMR) December 1, 2020

No. Seriously. There’s more.

Terri said she saw a video at someones house that poll workers were told to be mean to her, she thinks maybe on YouTube. pic.twitter.com/vxRKjEd83d

— Sandwich Breathe (@TepidButterASMR) December 1, 2020

Where do these folks get their information?

Eugene Greenstein. Absentee ballots are all fraudulent. He said he hadn't heard anyone else say this. pic.twitter.com/k1M6xllw8Z

— Sandwich Breathe (@TepidButterASMR) December 1, 2020

Here’s a bit of video just in case you think he’s simply making it all up.

Sufficient number of people have asked me if its real or what. pic.twitter.com/8G1b2mG0GP

— Sandwich Breathe (@TepidButterASMR) December 2, 2020

Source: Daily Kos

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